Shout, shout, shout, shout at the weiner!
Come on now children of the wang, be strong and well, ya get it, lol.
What no Crue fans out there? WOW, we are showing our age, ha! Ok besides bad 80’s metal jokes we get down on some fun stuff this week! Mitch figures out what Pleaser Shoes actually are! The Tanlympics begin!
We attempt to knock down our gutters. We take our first long bike ride and promptly wear ourselves the F out! Long rides on the BMX machines, in our 50’s! Long waits at the pub. HORRORS! The hot tub is BROKEN! So Hot Tub Whores is out of commission for a bit. Hello, sauna! Orgasms so intense the veins in your boobs expand. Sally, you naughty gal! Sasquatch Sunset. What? Oh, our bondage guy! We discuss foil wrapped ding dongs. They are TASTY! Oh and Sally takes her snake to the vet.
Whew, it ain’t easy being weird people! hehe!
Twinkle, twinkle,
Sally & Mitch
“We put the WHAT? in WTF?”